BTLG -Confusion and Hugs- North Italy x Reader

‘Why does my body and head hurt?’

You woke up on felt to be dirt. Also, the sun was glaring uncomfortably in your [e/c] eyes which made your headache worse.

“But Germany! I don’t want to-a run!” whined a certain Italian.

‘What the-? Feliciano?’

“You have to train harder or you vill always be veak!” bellowed an angry German.

Japan seemed to go by Germany’s side and say, “Mister Germany, you shourdn’t push Itary too hard”

You heard Germany give a heavy sigh, “But if I don’t push him hard enough he vill always be lazy“

*Crunch Crunch*  You thought you heard footsteps come toward you; and they sounded unlike the heavy ones Ludwig would make or even the almost quiet footsteps Kiku would do.

“Hey! Hey guys! I found a bella donna!” chirped an Italian close to your face.

You heard the sounds of two more sets of footsteps come toward you.

“Do-a you think she is awake?” the bubbly Feli questioned.

You were about to give a response that you were indeed awake but once you tried to open your eyes and move your body, a jolt of pain went through you, and you gave a soft whine.

“AH! Germany, Germany! What should I do?!” screamed the Italian.

“First shut up! Now ve should take her inside, she probably passed out from the heat”

“If she-a passed out, then why is she-a passed out on our track?” Feli asked confused.

“I don’t really know” said Ludwig who was also growing confused.

“Maybe she was running on our track, Mister Germany” Kiku said helpfully.

“Perhaps, but this iz private property… how iz she here?”

“Well I-a know that there is a ragazza right here and we should take her inside so I can make her-a some pasta~!”

You felt yourself being slowly pulled up and put on someone’s back. It felt slender but somehow strong enough to support your body weight. And that same someone put your arms around his neck and then said, “Ve~! I hope this-a bella loves my pasta!”

You heard two other sighs off to your right; quite unlike the happy ones Italy was giving.

You slowly fell back into unconsciousness from the swaying of Italy’s body as your rested your head on Italy’s shoulder.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Timeskip Brought to You By that Bubbly-but-somehow-Sensual Italian!~~~~~



You woke up to find yourself on a particularly comfy couch.

As you stretched your arms above your head, you were surprised to find that neither your body nor your head seemed to hurt anymore. Content that you weren’t in pain, you opened your eyes only to have them greeted by amber ones.

“Gah!” you yelled startled as you jumped away from Feli.

“AAAH!” screamed by the Italian who was surprised you woke up so abruptly. “Why did you-a scare me bella?”

You were about to say, ‘You were the one staring at me in my sleep!’ when you were interrupted by Ludwig.

“Didn’t I say not to stare at her vhen she sleeps” said Germany.

“It is very rude to do that, Itary” agreed Japan.

“I am-a sorry bella! Would you forgive me?” pleaded Feliciano as he took one of your hands between both of his.

You stared at the honey brown eyes of Italy. ‘Goodness! They are as pretty up close as they are in the anime!’ you thought. You then looked up at Feli’s nice soft reddish-brown hair and off to the left you saw that infamous curl. Restraining yourself to touch it, you looked back down to see that he was wearing his exercise clothes since he was training earlier.

Looking back to his eyes, you blushed. After taking your hand (slowly) away from his, you said, “I could never be angry at you for long Feli”

The other two Axis Power countries grew quiet. *cue dramatic music because you knew Feli’s name without him telling you*

Giving a happy “Ve~! She-a forgives me!” the Italian spun you around in his arms.

Getting a little dizzy, you said, “Please put me down”

The Italian said, “Sorry!” before setting you back down to your feet gently.

After he set you down he smiled at you but then his face slowly began to flush tomato red.

Nervous that something (like spit) may be on your mouth, you said, “What? Is there something on me?”

Shaking his head for a “No” he pointed down to your legs. “Your shorts are-a very short”
Looking down you also blushed. Your shorts had gone up so high on your legs that it seemed to be like your second underwear. Quickly pulling down your shorts back to its original (and conservative) form, you realized that your shorts must have been ridden up when Italy was spinning you around.

“I-I am so sorry! I didn’t know that-“

You were cut off by Italy. “It’s-a okay, bella! Here lemme give you some pasta! Because pasta makes everything better!”

“Excuse me” you and Feli both turned around to Japan. “Miss, how did you know Itary’s name?”

You froze. You would have said, ‘Pfft! That’s easy! It’s because I watch Hetalia! Wait I can’t say that! I am clearly not in the same dimension. Hmm… I have to come up with something and fast!’

“I saw you guys on the news!” you blurted out.

All the Axis Powers gave a universal “What?”

“I thought our identities were kept a secret?” Japan said as an uncharacteristically look of confusion settled on his face.

“I thought so too” said Ludwig.

‘Aw sh*t, I screwed up! It’s okay _____! You can fix this!’

“I uh- ahem- I follow a blog that says personifications of countries are real and they had pictures and some videos of you guys”

‘What? ______! That’s the dumbest thing that I ever made up! Now they are going to think you are some sort of creeper!’

“Wow! I didn’t know that, bella! What is that blog called?”

The blood in your veins felt like they were freezing into ice. “I-I forget! Hey where’s the bathroom?”

Italy apparently unaware that you were avoiding the question, pointed to a door to your left. “It’s-a over there down to your left!”

You gave a quick thank you and sped off to the bathroom.



~~~~~~Timeskip Brought to You By that Italian Pasta, because that food is Gooood~!~~~~~~~~



After you were finished using the bathroom, you gave yourself a mental pep talk.

‘Okay! Listen_____, try not to be weird even though your unreal man now exists- you have to act normal! Okay breathe after me: breathe in and out. In and out’

You finally managed to calm yourself a bit before you looked back at the mirror and saw what you were wearing.

“Ah, what the-! He saw me wearing this?!” you shouted as you saw dirt patches all over your clothes.

“Bella? Did you-a say something?” said a cheerful Italian voice from behind the bathroom door.

“N-no! I didn’t say anything. I am just in the bathroom, doing…things” ‘Ugh! What!?’ you thought as you cleaned yourself off.

“Okay! I just wanted to-a say that dinner will be ready soon! And guess what? It’s pasta~!” Feli said, before you heard him happily skip away.

You slapped yourself at what you just said but you decided you would have to face him sooner or later, so you exited the bathroom.

Once you entered the kitchen, you saw that Ludwig was setting the table while Kiku was placing down the napkins. Meanwhile, Feli was putting the last of the tomato sauce on the pasta before he went to serve it.

Once he gave you a generous helping of the pasta and put down the plate in front of you, your mouth started to salivate. After everyone was served and ready to eat, you quickly told Italy, “Thank you, Feli! This pasta smells really delicious!” and then you sunk your fork into the meal.

Feliciano gave you a warm smile and blushed that such a pretty girl complimented his cooking. “Grazie, bella” and started eating his own meal.

Dinner continued like this, with him or the other Axis Powers asking questions about you and you about them. When questions like “When did you first find out about them” or “What that blog was called” you quickly changed the subject to one of “why do you guys exercise so much” or “which food is better: pasta or pizza?”

After asking the last question, Feli quickly told you how pizza and pasta were traditional Italian dishes. But he also said that pasta is better because it was food for the soul.

You were very entertained by his patriotism. Pretty soon, all of you finally finished dinner before you decided you had to go.

“B-but bella! Can’t you-a stay awhile longer?” Feli asked.

“No, I’m sorry I can’t, I have to go home” you said sadly. ‘Home… where was that again?’

“Well let me-a take you home, a pretty signorina like you shouldn’t be walking alone so late at night”

You looked outside and was surprised to find that he was right. It was quickly becoming dark outside. ‘Weird I didn’t know I stayed here that long?’

While you were wondering, Italy asked you a question. When your mind finally registered that someone asked you a question you said, “I’m sorry, what?”

“I said where do you-a live?”

“Oh. I live at-huh? That’s strange. I don’t seem to recall”

The three Axis Power countries gave you confused expressions.

“_______, how courd you forget where you live?” said Japan tilting his head to one side.

“I-I am not sure” You shook your head as if the memory would come back.

An alarmed look crossed Ludwig’s face. He then asked, “Tell me your parents’ names so I can find them in the phonebook”

You slowly nodded. “Yeah! I can do that! Their names are- I-I don’t remember?!” ‘What’s happening to me?’ you thought and you slowly started to panic.

“W-what’s going on; why can’t I remember them? Why can’t I REMEMBER?!” You put a hand to the side your head and violently trembled.

Italy tried to calm you down by giving you a hug. “It’s-a okay bella! Maybe you-a hit your head! Sometimes I-a hit my head and forget some stuff (cue eyeroll from both Germany and Japan) but it-a always comes back!”

“Yeah. Yeah, you’re probably right. I must have hit my head…somehow. I mean memories just don’t go away, do they?” you gave a hopeful glace to everyone especially to the man hugging you.

Feliciano smiled at you and gave a cheery “Nope” to help calm you down but as he continued to look at you he thought, “I really hope this bella donna didn’t hurt herself before I found to her’

Sensing you were worrying your crush, you hugged him tighter before gently pushing him away and saying, “It’s getting kinda late; shouldn’t we go to sleep now?”

Thinking that this was a great idea, Italy’s spirits lifted. “Si! But first I want to show you my room!”

You raised eyebrow but before you could say anything, Feli took you by the hand and ran to his room.

In no time you guys finally reached his room. Out of breath, you wheezed, “Feli *huff* why did we have to*groan* run?”

Turning toward you before opening his bedroom door he said, “Because I want to-a show you my-a room!” Then he opened his door.

Stepping inside, your eyes were greeted by all the colors of green, white, and red. Even the colors of the bed AND pillows had his national colors. But what was clearly the centerpiece of the room was his Italian flag hanging over the bed.

You looked back at Feli after you got your fill of looking around his room. “Feli, I just love what you have done with the place!”

Feliciano looked to you and smiled. “Grazie! It reminds me of home!”

You didn’t mean to but you gave a soft yawn. Italy went over to you, took your hand once again, and sat you down on his bed while he sat down next to you.

You looked up at him with tired eyes and smiled. Determined to show him some gratitude, you hugged Feli and snuggled yourself into his chest. “T-thank you Feli. For finding me… and for everything else”

Feliciano smiled and once again blushed. He hugged you back and said, “Di niente- I mean you’re welcome, bella”

He noticed you were starting to get even more limp signaling that you were about to fall asleep.

Trying to set you down on his bed, you automatically woke up.

“I’m sorry. I think I was dozing off...” you yawned again.

“Don’t worry bella! You can-a have my room!”

You sat straight up from the bed. “W-what? But this is your room!?”

The Italian nodded “Si, but you can-a sleep here tonight. I’ll just go sleep in the guestroom tonight! Goodnight, ______!” He then closed the door quickly and softly, leaving you no chance to respond.

Smiling at his spontaneous-ness and generosity, you lied down back on his (or should I say your) bed and murmured, “Goodnight, Feli”

You lay there on your bed looking up at the ceiling blissfully happy that you spent your day with your all time crush. Man, you couldn’t even believe that this was real or even that your wish from that old mirror came true!

But as you lay there, you remembered that you were slowly forgetting your old life and the people, but more importantly your parents you left behind in your own dimension.

Now all that concerned your mind was “Why am I forgetting them?...”


“…And how do I get back home?”